You know what makes me sick? You know what makes me so mad I just wanna play pin the tail on the donkey…with a real donkey? The real trick is getting’ it off him to begin with.
Yeah – I heard a story on here the other day…they done some big survey. A world-wide survey…24 countries…and people was asked – ‘What is the secret to true happiness?’ What are you thinkin? Money? A swimsuit model girlfriend? Right?… Continue Reading
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